One Liner Jokes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE
NHL JerseysMLB JerseysNBA JerseysWhats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
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